Elon Musk is the only billionaire who could launch the most powerful rocket in history, watch it detonate like a Fourth of July grand finale, and still have the audacity to call it a success.
I love everything about this, but perhaps this line most of all: “He rebranded it as “X”, because nothing says success like naming your platform after the thing people click when they want to leave.”
My father-in-law was a Lead NASA engineer, my husband was fired by Trump during his first term. I 💙 this for El0n, we are going backwards in Space exploration…. What a loser.
It’s the same delusional confidence that led him to buy Twitter for $44 billion, rename it “X” like a thirteen-year-old trying too hard, and then systematically destroy it in the name of “free speech”—which, in Musk’s world, just means letting neo-Nazis scream slurs at Applebee’s on a dying social media site." 😭😭😭
Do you teach Gonzo writing techniques cuz this is the hottest writing Ive found anywhere that hews to facts in such hyperbolic and delicious ways!
I really don't know how many failures this african immigrant has bestowed on the American people, but when r we gonna curtail government contracts for somebody who really is giving us nothing.
All very true and interesting but nowhere does it mention his 14 children and the lawsuits he is having with their 4 different mothers. I feel so sorry for Musk's offspring and the embarrassment of being the progeny of such a self-centred narcissistic A-hole. At least one of his daughters has changed her name and won't have anything to do with him. What does that tell you about him as a human being?
I love everything about this, but perhaps this line most of all: “He rebranded it as “X”, because nothing says success like naming your platform after the thing people click when they want to leave.”
Yeah. That was brilliant
It cannot happen fast enough but I’ll grab some popcorn and settle in for his debacle
that was perfect, I re-stacked it...
My father-in-law was a Lead NASA engineer, my husband was fired by Trump during his first term. I 💙 this for El0n, we are going backwards in Space exploration…. What a loser.
Never a truer word said.
It’s the same delusional confidence that led him to buy Twitter for $44 billion, rename it “X” like a thirteen-year-old trying too hard, and then systematically destroy it in the name of “free speech”—which, in Musk’s world, just means letting neo-Nazis scream slurs at Applebee’s on a dying social media site." 😭😭😭
Do you teach Gonzo writing techniques cuz this is the hottest writing Ive found anywhere that hews to facts in such hyperbolic and delicious ways!
As my mother used to say: “From your mouth to God’s ear”!
Love your scathing analysis! Great (and fast) writing!
Send Elmo up in his next rocket! America will save billions and billions!
I really don't know how many failures this african immigrant has bestowed on the American people, but when r we gonna curtail government contracts for somebody who really is giving us nothing.
I am glad that I stumbled across your sub-stack. Please keep up the great columns.
Yes, and Tesla is now on its way down, even though it may be a great technical success
All very true and interesting but nowhere does it mention his 14 children and the lawsuits he is having with their 4 different mothers. I feel so sorry for Musk's offspring and the embarrassment of being the progeny of such a self-centred narcissistic A-hole. At least one of his daughters has changed her name and won't have anything to do with him. What does that tell you about him as a human being?
Too bad because if he was a good person, imagine the good he could do to the world.
We would all be Billionaires if the US government dished out $38 bn to us as well. It’s just downright wrong.
Without sarcasm...the rapid planned destruction of the worlds leading Democratic Republic by stupid sycophants of putin
I thought he bought Twitter as a propaganda tool to assist in his political coup.
There is one good thing about Musk. He brought us you!