I look forward to your articles with bated breath and when a new one drops, I'm like a kid on Christmas morning. I knew from the pict this one was going to be goood! LOL — So well written, this one was especially hilarious! Bravo! Thank you, Santa! xo
Here’s the list of federal agencies DOGE has infiltrated or purged — it’s staggering:
U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), Department of the Treasury, Small Business Administration, National Nuclear Security Administration, Department of Energy, Department of Defense, Department of State, Department of Transportation, Department of Veterans Affairs, Department of Housing and Urban Development, Department of the Interior, Department of Commerce, Department of Agriculture, Environmental Protection Agency, Social Security Administration, Office of Personnel Management, Federal Election Commission, National Archives, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, Securities and Exchange Commission, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Department of Homeland Security, and Department of Education.
Through this, DOGE has laid off thousands of experienced civil servants and threatened over two million more.
They've infiltrated and manipulated computer systems and accessed confidential, classified data. They've dragged portable beds into offices. They’ve made cuts to vital programs.
They’ve taken away food and services from kids and killed people.
Also, the hacker gave Musk 2 left feet. Perfect!
Haha! I noticed that, too. Great metaphor.
I think that’s an AI glitch. I could be wrong about it but that’s been the case in other AI generated images.
Almost certainly. But it worked out well in this case.
No its because cyborgs ain't right.
The next one should be Putin but not his feet.
Every day is another WTF day! 🤯🙈🤣
I look forward to your articles with bated breath and when a new one drops, I'm like a kid on Christmas morning. I knew from the pict this one was going to be goood! LOL — So well written, this one was especially hilarious! Bravo! Thank you, Santa! xo
Bet Anonymous had something to do with this.
That was my first thought. Either that or one of Elno's li'l DOGEys showing where their loyalties lie.
I'm going to buy Suetonius "new" book "Lives of the Caesars" to see what happens next.
Want to see the GIF? I'm sure it's everywhere by now, but here's one link:
https://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3liwlwvvq6k2s
This has the added benefit of showing it in the wild, as it were: it's a phone recording of a TV in a hallway, presumably in the HUD building.
No. No, we do not. ;)
:D :D :D
Two left feet…
Two left feet? Lol
Perfect
Two left feet?
Why two left feet?
Wow! That's impressive.
American English sure is expressive when it comes to putting people in their little place.
A coupla synonyms:
lumbering awkward
blundering bumbling
ponderous ungainly
uncoordinated unwieldy
clumsy gauche
inept laborious
maladroit oafish
stolid ungraceful
clunking gawky
graceless klutzy
unhandy wooden
like a bull in a china shop butterfingered
clunky handless
heavy-handed ham-fisted
cack-handed all thumbs
ham-handed inexpert
unskilful unskillful
cloddish lubberly
clodhopping bungling
stumbling floundering
unsophisticated inelegant
all fingers and thumbs flat-footed
accident-prone gawkish
inexperienced gangling
unco unfortunate
left-handed incompetent
amateurish unskilled
amateur unprofessional
crude useless
untrained botched
unfit incapable
substandard unqualified
ineffectual dilettante
dilettantish unable
unfitted unpolished
fumbled unproficient
nonprofessional jackleg
inefficient inferior
inapt clownish
stiff rude
green ineffective
unworkmanlike rough
deficient artless
skill-less unreliable
undependable elephantine
unrefined coarse
slipshod no good
undexterous fumbling
shambling laboredUS
labouredUK untalented
cowboy uncouth
unadept butterfingers
shoddy bovine
hopeless wanting
heavy-footed unequipped
with two left feet unapt
not up to scratch heavy
inadequate foolish
muddled lumpish
botching unpractised
slow sloppy
slapdash bodged
raw cumbersome
unaccomplished loutish
unsteady hulking
having two left feet having two left hands
uninitiated stilted
bush-league not agile
all thumbs not good enough
lacking ability rough-hewn
inadept poor
ambilevous careless
menial unartful
fumbly hack
mutton-fisted coltish
slouching crass
unfacile indelicate
talentless unproductive
unsuccessful slow-moving
flakeyUS flakyUK
uncultivated out of your depth
ill-bred bulky
without finesse inproficient
lacking finesse faltering
claudicant limping
uneven halting
hobbling impotent
bad bum
weak feckless
shiftless inefficacious
feeble worthless
simple primitive
rustic unpracticed
blunderous rudimentary
plain pathetic
rough and ready jerry-rigged
jerry-built jury-rigged
rough-and-tumble rough-and-ready
unsuitable insufficient
lacking ineligible
disqualified incapacitated
helpless unadapted
farcical not equal to
a dead loss not much cop
not cut out for not up to snuff
leaving much to be desired not up to it
unable to do something for toffee out to lunch
less capable not have it
Here’s the list of federal agencies DOGE has infiltrated or purged — it’s staggering:
U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), Department of the Treasury, Small Business Administration, National Nuclear Security Administration, Department of Energy, Department of Defense, Department of State, Department of Transportation, Department of Veterans Affairs, Department of Housing and Urban Development, Department of the Interior, Department of Commerce, Department of Agriculture, Environmental Protection Agency, Social Security Administration, Office of Personnel Management, Federal Election Commission, National Archives, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, Securities and Exchange Commission, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Department of Homeland Security, and Department of Education.
Through this, DOGE has laid off thousands of experienced civil servants and threatened over two million more.
They've infiltrated and manipulated computer systems and accessed confidential, classified data. They've dragged portable beds into offices. They’ve made cuts to vital programs.
They’ve taken away food and services from kids and killed people.
The Constitution is King!
Fab writing. Ta much. Would like to think ‘equity’ is ‘Equality’ though? Yes? Or am I daft?
For me this reads like the Harry Potter book with Dolores Umbridge and the Weasley twins having fun with her….